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Joke of the Day

"I always say ""morning"" instead of ""good morning"". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people."

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it."

"A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!"

"What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people? Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome."

"What kind of pants does mario wear? DENIM DENIM DENIM"

"I took my family out to an authentic Vietnamese place. My wife and I had pho. The kids sewed Nikes for 14 hours and were beaten. Great pho."

"Me: ""I'd like to withdraw 3 sausages and a packet of peanuts please."" Man: ""That isn't how a food bank works, sir."""

"If you can't enjoy sex when I sing Ladysmith Black Mambazo, we either need to hire 9 black men or have the racism talk."

"Why is Uhura black? Because William shat on her."