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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What's the difference between acne and a priest ? Acne waits until you're 14 to come all over your face"

"What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf? A small medium at large."

"I decided to rob a blood bank They caught me red-handed."

"Women usually love when I compliment them on their youthful appearance. But this lady is obviously upset over comments about her pimples."

"Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion The body of Christ is a cracker."

"All the toilets in New York's police stations have mysteriously vanished. Now the police have nothing to go on."

"My son was born without eye lids My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his foreskin as new eye lids. He's alright now, just a little cock-eyed"

"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""

"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""

"Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !"