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Joke of the Day

"What is a horse's favorite condiment? MayoNEIGHS"

"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza comes out of the oven."

"Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?"

"The Fortune Teller, came true! I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl called Penny - is that spooky or what?"

"9 volt battery and assholes A woman's asshole is like a 9 volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but soon or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!"

"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"

"Did you hear about the new morning-after pill for men? It changes your blood type"

"I parked in a disabled space today... ...and a traffic warden shouted to me, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said ""Tourettes! Now fuck off!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."