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Joke of the Day
"Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit."
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"Instead of calling it them locker combinations.... We should call the locker permutations."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef"
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato."
"This Political Correctness stuff is really getting out of hand. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say ""Jamal, please paint."""
"Named my hamster Spam so when he dies I can bury him in a little tin coffin with his name on it."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? The more they're forced on you as a child, the more you hate them as an adult!"
"Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse! Optimist: Yes, it can!"
"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"