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Joke of the Day
"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat!"
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"What do you call a grunge gardener? Hedgy."
"Talk to your kids about drugs. Learn which drugs are cool rn. You don't wanna be a nerd parent"
"What does one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches"
"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"
"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."
"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule."
"Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth? Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)"
"Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else."
"If you woke up in the woods with your pants at your ankles, a condom in your ass, and no recollection of the last 24 hours, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"