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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican in quick sand? Quatro Sinko"
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"I like my women like I like my whiskey At least 18 years old and mixed up with coke"
"Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you."
"My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss"
"What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow."
"Why were all the gays winning poker in the 40's? Because they had to keep a straight face"
"In bed they call me Snickers... ... Because I always satisfy!"
"Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it's a First Order approximation."
"What has 2 legs and looses a lot of blood? Half a dog"
"It's hard work being a commuter. You have to train a lot."