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Joke of the Day
"If your uncle jack helped you off an elephant Would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"
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"What do you call Bill O'Reilly? Ass seen on TV."
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"I always scroll to see how long an article is before I don't read it."
"that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse"
"Donald Trump wants to ban selling pre-shredded cheese... ...he says it will make America grate again."
"The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second."
"This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be."
"Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house? because he has gnocchi"