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Joke of the Day
"What did one penny say to the other penny? Come with me and we will make cents."
Next Joke
"Since I live my financial life under water I decided to put a ""Beware of sharks"" sign in my front yard."
"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"
"Hey, you wanna win? Nah, we'll pass."
"The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms."
"Got home late to a note that said ""Wake me up for sex"", which I stared at for 10 mins before realizing it was my own handwriting."
"I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying."
"*throws goods on conveyor belt* Cashier: is that all sir? Me:""Nope. You got change for a trophy?"""
"Just overheard the gentleman in the next stall whisper ""get out of me"" and then start to cry. God I hate the Olive Garden."
"Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me Coworker: Hey! Me: teacher, leave them kids alone"