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Joke of the Day

"First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!"

"How did the pig get to the hospital? In a hambulance."

"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."

"Another shitty joke Don't mistake me for a fool! I'm just a half."

"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that made fun of me in high school"

"How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand."

"Why is sex like a game of Euchre? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."

"So what do you pack for the end of the world? I'm thinking lots of toilet paper, oh and guns to protect my toilet paper."

"What is a priest's favorite snack? Little boysenberries."

"Never ever stop pushing yourself. They say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Go beyond it and create history."