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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking of shaving my beard But it really grew on me."
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"Did you hear about that amazing joke that Jesus told as he was dying? I don't know the joke, but apparently he nailed the execution."
"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."
"CSI is like Scooby-Doo for old people."
"How to get a millionaire husband marry a billionaire man, then proceed to divorce him."
"""It's a dog-eat-dog world."" - Hannibal Labradoodle"
"Why LOTR is a metaphor for life. Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!"
"I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - Insecurity guard"
"What kind of movies do pirates watch? ARRRR Rated Movies!"
"I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She cried & then she hugged me."