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Joke of the Day
"What's a star trek fans favourite drink? Picardi and Kirk"
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"Where do they send female terrorists? Guantanamo Bae."
"What are the two types of people who love the words ""Who, what, when, where and why?"" English teachers and Alzheimer's patients"
"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"
"I was at my friend's house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. ""Oh, I wish I could do that"" I said, my friend then replied back ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you"""
"Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again."
"Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment."
"Alzheimer's Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease. Geezer: Well at least I don't have cancer."
"Snoop Dogg repackaged himself as Snoop Lion, and then went on to become Snoop Carrot, The first rapper who is also a raw carrot"
"How do you make Instagram worthy coffee? #nofilter"