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Joke of the Day
"I bet no one's had as many concussions as the guy who invented nunchucks."
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"Which came first? Chicken or the Egg? Neither. I CAME first!"
"Why was Hitler confused when he arrived in hell? He did Nazi the Aryan his ways."
"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""
"What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid? Nike. Their motto says just ""Just do it""."
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."
"Only attractive people that get laid all the time troll people on the internet. Everybody knows that."
"Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles"
"Having a talk about drugs with my 11 yr old, and she said ""If I'm going to do anything, it will be hot boys."" I think I just had a stroke."
"Two jews walk into a bar Jk lol I'm a Fukien nazi"