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Joke of the Day

"Why was Hitler confused when he arrived in hell? He did Nazi the Aryan his ways."

"Watching a birth is beautiful. Not knowing any of the parties in the delivery room & singing Salt-N-Pepa's ""Push It"" will get you arrested."

"How do you make a cat bark like a dog? Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: ""WOOF!"""

"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""screw the neighbors""."

"They are giving free AIDS test at the DMV. The only thing worse than waiting in line at DMV is finding out you have AIDS."

"What did the shower say to the toilet? ""You may get more ass than I do, but look at all the shit you have to take""."

"I tried to add 1 + 1 But it was two complicated for me."

"Funny women are smart. Be careful."

"You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."

"I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew."