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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hitler confused when he arrived in hell? He did Nazi the Aryan his ways."
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"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.. Okay I'm done"
"SHARKY_GAMING SHOULD DIE IN HELL HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO FUCK MY ASS AND EVERY THRUST HE DOES HE FEELS THE PAIN WE DO He Betrayed Us. He Should Burn. He Should Die."
"Oedipus Complex Like father, like son!"
"Why is OP's mum like a bowling ball? Because she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down an alley then still comes back for more."
"What do electricians say when they meditate? Ohm..."
"What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? Banging your head on the coffin lid."
"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."
"How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, ""Daddy, I want a new apartment."""
"I told my friend that I'm getting a divorce. ""What about the kids?"" he asked. I said, ""they're still together."""