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Joke of the Day
"When is my wifes favorite day for sex? Tomorrow"
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"The problem with cuddling in bed with your true love is that iPhones don't cuddle back."
"What's the difference between a horny man and a vampire? Vampires don't come inside without permission"
"What is loud and sounds like an apple? **AN APPLE!**"
"You seem like the kind of person who always tried to open the wrong side of the milk carton in grade school."
"""I see an Irish man walking..."" Short I see an Irish man walking with only one shoe on. I tell him ""You're only wearing one shoe, you stupid cunt"". The Irish man replies ""No, I found one."""
"Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work.. One says to the other ""How do you like your job testing push-up bras?"" The other woman replies, ""It has its perks."""
"Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends."
"Don't put words in my mouth...my foot is already in there."
"What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey? (NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!"