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Joke of the Day
"When is my wifes favorite day for sex? Tomorrow"
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"Why was the belt thrown in jail? He held up a pair of pants."
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"a squirrel buries a nut in my backyard. I think im going to dig it up & replace it with a grilled cheese sandwich, blow its freaking mind!"
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"I say ""do I smell popcorn"" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath."
"People who make the fundamental attribution error... ...gonna attribute my hating to my being a hater."
"What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal? ""These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."""
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"Him: Should you be eating that much chocolate? Me: Should you be using that much oxygen?"