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Joke of the Day

"You seem like the kind of person who always tried to open the wrong side of the milk carton in grade school."

"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."

"Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any."

"Why did the fetus kill his twin? There wasn't enough womb for the two of them!"

"What's the worst part about working with a gamer? They're always trying to 1-Up you."

"What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire? They search for type-os"

"My girlfriend is like my will to live Nonexistent."

"""Honey, why are there broken condoms on the backyard?"" And that's when his wife replied shouting: ""I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING THE KIDS THAT!"""

"The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg don't come running to me!'"

"A group of Germans walk into a BAR... after 20 rounds there are no survivors."