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Joke of the Day

"Don't put words in my mouth...my foot is already in there."

"Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms."

"What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend? Old Bay"

"Meant to text a girl ""Wanna hang?"" Wrote ""Wanna gang?"" She wrote ""Sure."" I've got some serious decisions to make."

"Why is ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? They both have Kurds in their way."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today..."

"Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs? Episcopaleontologists"

"People told me girls wait their whole lives to hear a man say ""I do"" Apparently not if the question was ""Do you think I put on weight?"""

"If we paid teachers more, they'd probably stop dating their students. At this point, a 16 year old working at Quiznos doubles their income."

"What do women and modern computers have in common? Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy"