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Joke of the Day

"""So I was on a spaceship, and you were there, but it was not you, you know? Anyways..."" - MLK's less important dream"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you can't get them out."

"There's so much nudity on TV these days, it makes me so angry. I just sit there, shaking my fist."

"Why can't Skrillex go fishing? He always drops the bass. Teehee"

"People seem very hopeful about the news of water in Mars. But I take it with a grain of salt."

"What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep"

"don't get me wrong I love my life & family, but I'd trade it all IN A HEARTBEAT for the sweet parking spot I just saw this guy get at Costco"

"What do tumblrinas do on Halloween? They go trigger treating"

"A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are"

"What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!"