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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper? It's finger licking good."

"What do you get when you cut a hooker in half with a chainsaw? an erection"

"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"

"What word that begins with ""N"" and ends with ""R"" do you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"

"Probably a good thing I'm not a ghost cause I'd just stay in the kitchen and scare people then eat all their food."

"Geppetto: I wish you were a real boy Pinocchio *begins to sing & dance around* Geppetto: yay! [3 hrs later] Geppetto: This was a mistake"

"Did you guys hear about Freddie Mercury's bedroom furniture store? Nothing Really Mattress. They only sell queen size."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because Trump won."

"Eating pistachios is like picking up girls You always go for the easiest ones to crack first."

"It seems like every time I consider arson, the price of gas goes up."