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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper? It's finger licking good."
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"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."
"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?"
"My cat is rubbing herself all over me because she wants me to stroke her. It's like she's a drunk version of me."
"So annoying when Mexican women at Walmart pretend they don't know where the cleaning supply aisle is."
"What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper? No Peking!"
"What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !"
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade."""
"I bought some shoes... I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"what do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"