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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"
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"I am holding a pre-mature ejaculation club meeting next week Needless to say, You need to come early"
"""Doc,"" I said, ""every time I fart the room fills with smoke and stinks of petrol. What's the matter with me?"" ""That's easy,"" he said. ""You're exhausted."""
"A Black Couple Are Having Sex Black guy: Who's yo daddy? Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol"
"Paper towel ads always show kids making huge messes then mom smiles & cleans it up. My mom would've handed me a mop then beat me with a belt"
"A lady in front of me at Walmart today had six kids and was buying a baby gate. I wanted to tell her, ""if that's for your vagina, you're too late!"""
"Passover jokes? In case conversation at our seder lags."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza in the oven doesn't scream."
"I used to copy Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here. I still do, but I used to too..."
"Organising an event for people who can't ejaculate Let me know if you can't come"