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Joke of the Day
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade."""
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"I hate hipsters Their vegan diets, whiskery faces, tiny feet, and sawdust bedding. Oh wait, hamsters, I hate hamsters"
"In 2000 years, people will celebrate all this with chocolate eggs delivered by an imaginary rabbit. ~Time travelling me, to Pontius Pilate."
"Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque."
"I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms... ... but you'll probably just poke holes."
"What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah? ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT"
"How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal."
"Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack."
"Why can't a bike stand on it's own? because it is two-tyred. edit: sorry about ""it's own""."
"Bernie supporters voting for Trump isn't like drinking bleach, its like drinking castor oil... we know its going to be awful, but we have something we *really* need to get rid of."