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Joke of the Day

"If you are attacked by a group of clowns... Go for the Juggler."

"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."

"What do you call a man that stabs many packets of Cornflakes? A Cereal Killer."

"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."

"There was a massive explosion at a French cheese factory this morning... All that remains is de brie."

"Why do women have legs for? To not leave a snail trail behind them."

"French pastry bakers are scary They give me the crepes."

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten how to clear a computer history."

"My life is a lot like that driver who signals right, but turns left."