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Joke of the Day

"Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English, Not bingo..."

"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life."" But John came fifth, and he won a toaster."

"A man is stranded on a dessert island and it was delicious."

"Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him."

"I love breakdancing. I don't do it... Or watch it, even. I just like it because it allows be to sell cardboard to rich white kids."

"What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese? A fetaphile"

"Gluten Margarine, Reddit! That's Food-German for ""good morning""."

"Time to get in my wheel box to go to my work box so I can pay for my home box until I'm ready for my death box."

"9-1-1 help, someone buried me alive *looks at phone* christ, and there's no wifi"

"I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters."