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"Before. b-e-f-o-r-e, not B4. We speak English, Not bingo..."
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"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."
"What do you call low class gay women? Plesbians"
"""The Jetsons and Flintstones existed at the same time. One in the sky, one on the ground, and both in a post-apocal-"" ""Juror is dismissed"""
"What did O say to Q? XYZ."
"He was a good dog. He was a beautiful, very good dog. Who was a good dog? Who's a beautiful, good boy? Was it you? It was.Dog obituary"
"I can't afford a police siren so I just taped a crying baby to the top of my car. It's working, people are moving out of my way."
"What do you call an asian walking a dog? A vegetarian."
"""Is that water potable"" ""I guess if you put it in a bucket or something"""
"My wife told me her period was lasting several days longer than normal. I said, Sounds more like an ellipsis..."