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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream? A: He was hit by a bus"
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"I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now."
"Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good? Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border."
"The animals that like to be pet are the ones that feel the best to touch how dope is that"
"If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong."
"The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women."
"""Java is to Javascript as ham is to hamster."""
"About Lily Probably a repost but I don't care: Why did Lily fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lily."
"How do you know if somebody's Christian? Don't worry, They'll fucking tell you."
"My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. It's quite rewarding working from home I tell ya"