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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if somebody's Christian? Don't worry, They'll fucking tell you."
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"If dogs have taught me anything, it's that barking is a GREAT way to get rid of people you don't want to speak to. Works for me EVERY TIME."
"[approaches outdoor cafe holding balloon w/face drawn on it] Hello table for two ple- [large gust carries balloon away] OH NO MY WIFE"
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran."
"A black man and his son are walking on the beach... ... the son asks ""Dad, can I play with your wiener?"" [](/sp) The dad says ""Okay, but don't go too far."""
"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows."
"What's the definition of relative humidity? Sweat on your balls when you're doing your sister."
"What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls? The Perse-phone."
"Ugh, I'm starting to regret getting bangs. ""You don't have bangs."" Wait, what's that thing you get when a bat bites you? ""Rabies?"" That's it"
"A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security."