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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a clan for chickens? Coo clucks clan"
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"I'm so pro-life, I believe life begins at erection."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!"
"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"
"Why do girls have nipples? Because without them tits would be pointless."
"I'm always on the guest list at Club Sandwich."
"UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning... He greeted him with ""Buenos Diaz"""
"Barry decided that because he had talked himself out of suicide every other day, today he would do it. Poor fucker always did take opposite day a bit too seriously."