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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a clan for chickens? Coo clucks clan"
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"That'll do it! How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? You stab him with a steak to the heart."
"A hipster guy is one who kept his grandpa's clothes but lost his grandpa's work ethic."
"I judge Usain Bolt based on his race All of his races, actually."
"I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That shit's totally different."
"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."
"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket."
"What's a Mexicans favorite protein? Whey"
"Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper."
"Everyone is worried Trump will pull us out of The Paris Accord... But Trump doesn't know how to pull out, that is why he has 10 kids."