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Joke of the Day

"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket."

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I can see myself doing."

"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."

"Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? We've never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course I'll go!!"

"2 peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted"

"My first dad joke So, early this morning my wife got up and questioned me after I got up early with our son and fed him. Her: Did you get our son sick? Me: Nope, I got him cereal."

"why does iron man act like a girl? he's a Fe male."

"My friend tells me he gets 20 times more bitches than me I told him: u get no bitches because 20*0=0 :("

"I was fired from the M&Ms factory because I threw out all the W's"

"Why did the black person cross the road? To fry the chicken."