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"What's a Mexicans favorite protein? Whey"
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"What spice do you find in hell? SINammon (Sorry)"
"A cannibal and a vegetarian go to lunch. They both order a Danish."
"If a bunch of nuns wanted to help small business, they could create their own small business writing business plans... And call it 'Nun of Your Business'"
"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."
"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."
"You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist."
"The rules of weed do not work for pussy.. If you can smell it across the room, it's not the good shit."
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