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Joke of the Day
"How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !"
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"Just got my grades back for my computer science class. Apparently, I got a C++ on my final."
"Halloween is coming up. This is the best time to teach your kids about taxes and social security... Take away 30% of their Halloween candy and promise them you'll give part of it back in 70 years!"
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her"
"I just tried to woo Stephen Hawking. But I don't think I pushed the right buttons."
"A girl went to Thailand for a week... And came back a changed man."
"Don't you say that about Java. Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
"What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers"
"What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? ""I'm stumped."""
"Wife: He's just so literal all of the time, he gets so confused Psychiatrist: Is this true? Me: [worried] Are u really gonna make me shrink?"