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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her"
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"Back in my day bathrooms were used for taking a sh*t, not as a photo-booth!"
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"According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership."
"What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads? ""Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"""
"I just saw an old guy pick a rubber glove out of a garbage can and put it on, and I think he might be missing the point of rubber gloves."
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"What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree? Stroganoff."
"I'm pretty sure my parents are getting me a sweater for Christmas, but I really would have preferred a moaner or screamer."
"One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge. It will be called YouTwitFace."