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Joke of the Day

"A girl went to Thailand for a week... And came back a changed man."

"hey you got a sec? next time someone asks you if you got a sec, you must simply reply"" no i have lots of secs"""

"I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood called, ""HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"""

"Too black for casuals So we were having sex and my girlfriend asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old teenager and i said : -what the fuck , u will be 14 in 2 years anyway"

"Me and snoop dog worked together. It was a joint project"

"Rodney Dangerfield: ""Y'know, my wife and I, we never have sex... ... we get undressed, we can't stop laughing."""

"Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee? Because he was misbeehiving"

"[Spoilers] What do gay dogs eat? Ramsay's dick"

"Times New Roman walks into a saloon. The bartender says to him, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here."" So he shot the serif."

"I sat in traffic this morning and my inner child wants to know if we're there yet."