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Joke of the Day
"How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy? They both have ornamental balls."
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"confucius say man who run in front of car get tired man who run behind car get exhausted"
"I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog... ...now he's gone."
"I tried to be a tap dancer but I kept falling in the sink! (thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)"
"What do you call a fat person with hemophilia? Diableedes"
"Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving."
"He held up my pants and said ""Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??"" Judge: Not guilty. You're free to go."
"Whenever I tell her that I want to put my Butterfinger into her MilkyWay, she Snickers."
"You guys know that dude Jesus? Yeah, I heard he was a real thorn in the Romans' side"
"This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!"