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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I tell her that I want to put my Butterfinger into her MilkyWay, she Snickers."

"Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood."

"Why did Trump refuse the debate with Bernie? Because chickens tend to run from people with a last name of Sanders."

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."

"My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point."

"Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? The cake comes out of the girl."

"What kind of car does god drive? A Christler"

"How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor? By how often he ripostes."

"How do I know that Trump will be our next president? Because Orange is the new Black."

"Have you heard of the hypochondriac who had issues with his bowels? He was always full of shit"