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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican Magician says he will disappear on the count of three... He starts counting ""uno... dos.."" and *poof* he disappeared without a tres."

"I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened? Pet store fired me"

"My friend's a pyromaniac... I guess you could say he has a ""burning desire""."

"Santa goes to... Santa goes to your house, goes down your chimney, and watches you while you're asleep... And everyone adores him... I do it one time..."

"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the soldier pushing it."

"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."

"im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's"

"Without Women A world without women would be a pain in the ass."

"Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and he'll flop around on the ground unable to breath"