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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a short joke? Leafy's chin"

"What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down? He was depressed."

"If you liked ""These Boots Are Made for Walkin"" youll enjoy other hits like ""This Toaster Toasts Things"" and ""Whats the Phone Number for 911"""

"When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the ""Roverlutionary War!"""

"A frog's car broke down.. It gets ""TOAD"" away."

"Star Wars Episode 7? What's next, Star Wars Episode 8???"

"What do you call a cannibal that only eats midgets? Anorexic"

"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul...to keep... If I shall die before I wake-- Yah, I really don't like where this is going."

"What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation? He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye."

"Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master? Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll see myself out..."