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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy? He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!"

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"""Just because you Can't dance, doesn't mean you Shouldn't dance."" Alcohol."
"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*"
"Meatloaf would do anything for love Except for eating a proper diet and exercising regularly."
"I just ate dark chocolate. Does that mean I'm rich?"
"My nickname for my mother is Hannibal Lecture."
"I really hope Trump gets elected... Since i've never seen a president get assassinated before."
"What does an 80-year-old person taste like? Depends."
"""Hit me,"" said the masochist. ""No,"" said the sadist"