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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? Beer"
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"Is it just me Or do circles seem pointless?"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest."
"I met a Spanish man with a Rubber toe......his name was Roberto"
"""Let's make sure there's 3 miles of handicap parking."" -Walmart"
"Throwing burgers around furniture because I have a hunch that termites only eat wood because they have not tried anything tastier."
"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."
"me: ""4,000 for a beehive?"" salesman: ""sir, there are 8,000 bees in there, that's only 50p each"" me: [checking my wallet] ""give me 3 bees"""
"Did you hear about the Pizza Chef with no drivers license? He could dish it out but he couldn't take it."
"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"