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Joke of the Day

"Is it just me Or do circles seem pointless?"

"What happened to the adhesive suicide bomber? He glue up."

"What happens when redditors die? RIP in box"

"I'd like to thank my dad for always being there for me From the day I was conceived to the day he found out my mom was pregnant"

"What does Donald Trump call the space between his balls and his butthole? The Bridge. It connects his courage to his ideas."

"we are the animals that forgot we were animals"

"The Inventor of Stereo steps back to admire his work and says ""Let's see how this pans out."""

"Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related"

"Just read an amazing book called ""Zero Gravity"" I couldn't put it down!"

"Score! I just landed my summer job for this year - working at the zoo, circumsizing elephants They said the hourly pay isn't great, but the tips are ENORMOUS!"