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Joke of the Day
"When the cat sits on my head, my shadow looks like Batman."
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"My buddy says he is the world's worst at self-deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong."
"Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken."
"What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless."
"Today's the 3rd anniversary of my joining Twitter. Also the 3rd anniversary of the last time I spoke to my family or read a book."
"Why do Eskimos wash in Tide? Because it's too cold to wash out Tide"
"Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box."
"What do you call a mill thats just ok? A satisfactory."
"Why don't spies meet at bars. The beer is tapped. (Please develop this joke. I made it up last night whilst drinking, but nobody laughed.)"
"I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today"