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Joke of the Day

"What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Both their last greatest hits was the wall."

"Why don't the Borg procreate naturally? Because they prefer artificial assimilation."

"I can really relate to eminem in ""8 mile"" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too"

"What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat? A cat."

"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts!"

"Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings."

"Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked."

"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny... Period. "

"I'm going to stop wearing cologne and taking showers... Because if I'm going to smell like an asshole, I'll do it all natural."

"What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad? Treason"