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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the Borg procreate naturally? Because they prefer artificial assimilation."
Next Joke
"NSFW My sister tried pranking me today She tried the ""I'm pregnant"" prank. I didn't fall for it of course, because I know I always use protection."
"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"
"I once made a horse laugh and cry. (NSFW) I told the horse I had a bigger cock. He bursted out laughing. I showed him, he cried."
"What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye? Bull dozer"
"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"
"90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom."
"I shoveled half my driveway yesterday but my wife's still not happy because it just so happens to be the top half the sun melted."
"I lost fifty pounds... Unfortunately, I was in England at the time."
"PREGNANT CASHIER: Have a great day ME: Thanks, have a great baby"