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Joke of the Day

"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra... The police are on the lookout for two hardened criminals..."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... They try to have a nice evening, but are forced to leave since everyone is aggressively telling them that they are wrong."

"Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw."

"The other day a man knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... I gave him a glass of water."

"What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? A tater thot"

"[Ouija board in Starbucks] ""Speak to me spirits"" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S"

"Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles? Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you"

"the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian"

"It's not gay when it's a three-way... ...unless you're all guys. Then, it's pretty gay. I mean, in a good way. No judgment here. Really, enjoy yourselves."

"Employer: why do you want this job?....... Employer: why do you want this job? Me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$"