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Joke of the Day

"You have no idea how hard it is to find a greeting card for your wife that says, ""I don't remember where I left the baby."""

"""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents"

"I never knew much about people Until I took one apart, just to see how it works."

"Getting an Arts Degree... ..."

"The Seattle Seahawks play calling."

"What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !"

"I've been watching women's volleyball and there has already been an injury... But I'll be ok by monday."

"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"

"I passed out drunk at a party and I woke up to some random dude blowing me.... I yell at him angrily ""As soon as you're finished, I'm kicking your ass!"""

"Say what you want about pacifists"