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Joke of the Day
"I hate perforations They're tearable"
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"If Tom Brady joined Nickelback... They'd become 30 cents."
"What do you call a crime-solving blender. Deducer"
"An old man went to the doctor The doctor says ""I'm afraid I have bad news. You have cancer... And you have alzheimer's."" The old man says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""
"Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6? Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was"
"We'd have serious problems if Peter Jackson ever became president. He'd look at World Wars I and II and see them as an unfinished trilogy."
"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac with tourettes? He was up all last night wondering if there is a cunt."
"Why did the melons have a big wedding? Well, they cantaloupe"
"When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee."
"(Late Joke) Islamic State: People who are currently in Cuba, You are all in Fidel's. . Sorry."