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Joke of the Day
"When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... In the kitchen."
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"You don't have to study for a pregnancy test... but I have heard there's a lot of cramming that goes on before the exam."
"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."
"I am the all knowing oracle, you may ask me one question ""How do you pronounce quinoa?"" [it's just covered in sweat] um can u ask me another"
"What's brown and sticky? My poop."
"Why did the atheist go to church? To use the Pokestop."