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Joke of the Day

"If anyone asks, we met at a bible study."

"So.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra..."

"Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos."

"Where do all the bad hamburger buns live? In the seedy part of town"

"Why doesn't Nickelback play football? Because even if they had 4 players they still couldn't throw a ball."

"What did the depressed muppet say? I want to Kermit suicide."

"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."

"My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."

"A man went to grab some Viagra... out of the cupboard, but accidentally grabbed some twink. He awoke in the morning with a correction."

"TOO SOON? I knew the market for Jobs was killing but....."