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"I am happy to report this vodka works."
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"Wal-Mart Announced It Will No Longer Sell Confederate Flag-related Products As a result, it has also announced it will close 1000 stores by 2016."
"In Soviet Russia Assholes are like Opinions KGB only lets you keep one of them"
"To all the Ananda's out there.. What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out."
"What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip? Recalculating route."
"What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!"
"Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers? They're all too afraid of change."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but an extra 15 to repost."
"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."
"Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?"