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Joke of the Day
"How do porcupines hug? Carefully!"
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"Q: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? A: They're making headlines!"
"He said I won his heart and I was all ""Ugh can I just win like $20? How about a sweater from Sears? A pencil? I could really use a pencil."""
"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job does not give you a raise."
"Women say they like a man in uniform but I've been wearing this naughty nurse outfit all day and not a single woman has approached me yet :("
"After countless scientific trials and errors, I have successfully turned back time. It's emit."
"What I need is to find a woman who loves me for my money ... but doesn't understand maths. - Mike Birbiglia"
"Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA"
"A verb tried to pick up a noun at the club... He wanted to conjugate, but she had to decline. Probably all for the best. She was right up against her period."
"My friend firmly believes that he's a solute I think he's diluted"