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"My friend firmly believes that he's a solute I think he's diluted"
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"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."
"Why the musician sold his computer... It was baroque."
"Terrorist Jokes. They'll make you explode with laughter."
"Say the best joke you have ever heard or made up."
"Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car who's driving? A: The police."
"Prostitution problems are had in Canada because... We use $1 and $2 coins. You can't throw those at strippers. Some of us ignore this problem and use Canadian Tire money."
"My master plan is to forget sunglasses at every location in the world so wherever I am I'll always have sunglasses."
"How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub"
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