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Joke of the Day
"My friend firmly believes that he's a solute I think he's diluted"
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"""Someone offered me grapes, but I declined . I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form."" University of Chicago"
"Hello darkness my old friend... I've walked into a wall again."
"how did the Imam order his dessert? Allah mode"
"Today I met this electrician... Sadly I can't remember Watt his name was."
"Have you ever seen mothballs? How'd you get their tiny legs open?"
"If I were Jesus, I'd change all the water on waterslides to wine because how awesome would winoslides be?"
"I bet Lincoln is looking down like ""dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"""