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Joke of the Day
"Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA"
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"A man walks into a bar... ... because he didn't see it."
"Food is like dark humour Not everyone gets it"
"I hope the new Royal baby girl doesn't follow in her grandmother's tire tracks ."
"Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it? Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Aye yee think it be arrrrr, but it be the seaa"
"i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers"
"A wizard walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."
"Two flies are on a piece of shit... One fly rips a fart & the other says ""HEY... I'M EATING HERE"""
"One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you."