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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Bob the builder after he retires? Bob"
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"Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out"
"So what I want to open a comedy club called Terri Yets pub... Everyone that lives there has Tourette's syndrome."
"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it."
"What does ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."
"If Donald Trump becomes president... Does that make orange the new black?"
"A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen. Only God knows what the other one does with it."
"I knew someone who poured milk before the cereal..... He was a cereal killer"
"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."
"I shot a bIack teenager the other day and got arrested for impersonating a police officer."